|Interests:||The cold, surfing, skiing, ice cream|
|First Appearance:||Under Cone-trol|
Cro-Marmot is a prehistoric marmot frozen in a block of ice. Cro-Marmot does not speak, and has very little distinguishable traits. Most of the time when he kills another character, it involves crushing others with his ice block. Cro-Marmot is friends with nearly every character, and is rarely ever seen alone. He is constantly encased in an ice block, so it is difficult to distinguish his personality. He seems to enjoy ice cream, as has an occupation of selling it.