This blog takes place on 10/29/2016. Everyone hung out from around 11:00 PM to 12:00 AM
Sharky and her girlfriends play a weird and hilarious game for their first official blog.
(Video starts with Lapis, Sharky, and Peridot looking into the camera)
(Sharky stares blankly then looks down)
Lapis: Are you gonna staaart?
Sharky: I haven't done this in a while ok? >///<
Lapis: Yeah, like a year...
Sharky: Mmmhmm. u_u
Peridot: What are we doing?
Lapis: Is this the wiki place? :o
Lapis:With like Aiden, and Sunflower girl?
(Sharky looks directly at the camera)
Sharky:Are you- ?_?
(dramatic zoom in on Sharky's face with intense sound)
Sharky: SPYING on me? O_o
(Everyone turns silent)
Lapis: Why can't I see your Wiki-stuff?
Sharky: I show you it!
Sharky: ...sometimes... u_u
(everyone is watching Sharky scroll on the computer screen)
Sharky: (Clicks on an image of Literature) Look
Sharky: Isn't he so cute??
Lapis: Yeah! :D
Lapis: He is!
[[[Cut to Sharky on Google showing a Sniffles/Flaky image]]]
Sharky: He's the kid of those two.
Lapis: Ooo :o
(Peridot nods approvingly)
[[[Cut to Sharky on a different Website]]]
Sharky: So this is a game.
(Game shows an overly happy girl with her arms outstretched, along with options)
Sharky: (Looks slightly disappointed) Aw, I know this one-
Sharky: But yeah, what's the title of this Wikihow article?
Lapis: (Starts to giggle excessively)
Peridot: I say "How to be Indie"
Lapis: I say it's "How to make lemonade when life gives you lemons"
Sharky: Lapis was right!
(Everyone smiles and chuckles)
Sharky: Ok, this one I don't know!
(Game now shows a girl with closed eyes and strange lines coming from her mouth)
Lapis: Wh-What? D:
Peridot: Umm? o-o
Sharky: Let's see the-
(Everyone breaks into laughter)
Lapis: How does that relate to any of these???
Peridot: Is it the Nasal Cavity one???
Sharky: It would make sense but this game is a mindfuck-
Sharky: But still
(Sharky selects that answer regardless)
(The correct answer is revealed to be "How to be Royal")
Sharky: Oh yes, that's so royal... -_-
Sharky: Ffff NEXT!
(Game now shows a girl and doctor with a speech bubble that shows a enlarged belly)
Sharky: Something to do with Fetuses right
Lapis: NONE OF THESE MAKE SENSE.
Sharky: I'm going to guess...
Sharky: How to be famous when your young because...
Sharky: They're talking about fat..?
Peridot: Ohhh that's horrible.
Peridot: But it makes sense.
Sharky: I'll go with it!
(Sharky selects the answer)
Sharky: How to clear nasal problems???'
Sharky: How does a fat stomach relate to your nose??
(Lapis shakes her head)
(Game now shows a group of finely dressed men and a few women clapping)
Sharky: OOOOO This is a good one!
Sharky: It has to be either How to make a Best Friends Club or How to be laid back
Lapis: I say it's a Best Friends Club!
Sharky: I say laid back.
Sharky: (points to a man in the image) This guy just seems...like he is clapping less.
Sharky: He's being cool?
Sharky: Laid back.
Peridot: I actually agree with that logic...click it!
(Sharky clicks answer and it is revealed to be "How to make a Best Friend's Club")
Lapis: OHHH! I WAS RIGHT!
(Sharky stares into the camera seriously while trying not to smile. Dramatic sound effect)
[[[Game now shows a man with an anatomically incorrect arm while saying "I am crazy!)]]]
Peridot: Uhh, what?
Lapis: How to act like Doctor Who?
Sharky: But Doctor Who wouldn't say that! I don't think...
Sharky: I don't exactly watch the show <_<'
Lapis: I have NO idea...
Sharky: It's gotta be How to be Interesting.
(Sharky clicks answer and it is revealed to be "How to Act like Doctor Who")
[[[Cut to close up of computer screen that shows a red 20%]]]
Sharky: That's my percentage for answers I got right. -.-
(Lapis laughing in the background)
[[[Game now shows a Woman about to cut a red string that connects her to a man with vampire teeth]]]
Sharky: I'm just getting abusive relationship vibes.
Peridot: That's an option with the cheating boyfriend one.
Sharky: I know, but that's not going to be the answer because it seems correct.
(Sharky selects "How to Simplify Life" which is correct)
Sharky: YES! Finally, I fusgdjs KNEW IT! :D
(Close up of Lapis looing directly at the camera)
[[[Game now shows what appears to be the Kul Klux Klan in Black Hoods]]]
Sharky: Whoaaaa, okay there.
Lapis: (smiling) Spooky.
Peridot: This game is just odd on every level...
Sharky: I'm just...i'f this ISN'T "How to be a Villain", i'm going to lose my mind...
(Sharky selects the Villain answer which is correct)
Sharky: (Puts a hand on her chest) Thank...God...
[[[Game now shows a very ugly drawing of two girls laughing on what appears to be a swing]]]
Sharky: This has to be either "How to train for the Olympics" or "How to make a man-swing"
Lapis: "How to be Good to your Husband"? What?
(Sharky selects the Olympics answer which is wrong)
Lapis: HOW TO BE EDGY???
Sharky: What the fuc-
Sharky: Alright, that's the end of the blog for now...
Peridot: (Waves) Byyeee
Lapis: Bye people!
- The game featured in the blog can be found here.